A Brief History of Sam

 
1975- 
Sam Mossler is born with every intention of leading a pragmatic and                            moderate life and never referring to himself in the third person.

1979- 
Writes first masterpiece, “The Eagle and the Ark”, a salty modern retelling of                                       Noah’s Ark.  Kept under wraps by parents owing to its being politically provocative and generally illegible.

1980- 
Awarded the role of a lifetime, Peter Rabbit, but complains that the role lacks the complexity and pathos of Mr. McGregor. A character actor is born.

1984- 
Begins formal theatre training at Florida Studio Theatre. Under the tutelage of  Kate Alexander, he learns about emotional accessibility, subtlety, and earnest  process. Under the tutelage of  Dana Helfrich and Kris McGaha he learns about  pratfalls, double takes, triple takes, spit takes, slow burns, and double talk.

1989-1993- 
Attends the Sarasota School of Visual and Performing Arts.  Learns a lot. 	Plays mostly old men and priests.

1993- 
Enters Florida State University. Things get serious. 

1996- 
Spends a semester in London studying the classics. Begins to dream in iambic  pentameter. Gets a gig singing with a Dixieland band.

1997- 
Graduates from Florida State University with a BFA in Acting and double minors in English and Binge Drinking.

1998- 
First glorious regional gig. “Death of a Salesman” with Gil Rogers,                                                    Jacqueline Brooks, and Apollo Dukakis.

1998- 
Moves to New York City, begins the slow process of growing into his ‘type’.

1998-2001- 
Shakespeare, Chekhov, Brecht, Simon, Barry, etc. in New York, Connecticut, Indiana, Florida, etc. Full immersion in the life of a stage actor. With plenty of bartending in between. 

2002- 
Sam’s Chekhovian satire “The Ghost of Firs Nikolaich” is produced in three  separate venues in New York City.

2004- 
Nascent gray hairs and wrinkles begin to emerge. His ‘type’ approaching fruition, he decides to venture through a few smaller markets en route to huge market, Los Angeles.

2005-2008- 
Teaches playwriting and acting workshops at public schools across the state of Florida. 	Unsurprisingly, he learns far more than he imparts.

2008- 
Arrives in Los Angeles...just in time for the recession.

2009-2014
Nascent gray hairs and wrinkles become less nascent, as does his muse. Completes three screenplays, a stage play, countless shorts, and one or two love letters.

2015
Sam’s screenplay “Og’s Utopia” gets him an invite (and a Producer’s badge!) to the prestigious Austin Film Festival where it soars clear to the semi-finals in the comedy category. 

2016
Sam’s next screenplay, “Walter Ruddy in Repose or The Green Flash”, makes the second round at AFF but ultimately lands, With a resounding thud,  Positive notes include words like “engaging”, “whimsical” and “Wes Anderson-esque”. Negative notes include words like “drooling”, “pretentious”, “unsalable”.
2017
Sam, like so many Americans, spends the first few months of 2017 in hibernation, not entirely certain that reality as he (or anyone) knew it was as it was. January and February are spent playing Candy Crush. Then Sam writes another screenplay, “The Solfeggio Project”.  Someone on the Blacklist  says it has “an evocative, tremendously smart premise” and is a “formidable, affecting work from a decidedly unique author” and gives it a 7 rating. Google searches confirm this is a reasonably good thing. An accomplishment, even. Then someone else on the Blacklist says “with a rewrite, the script has a lot of potential” and gives it a 6, which is nothing special.  And yet another Blacklister says “it might be a bit too political for the risk averse major studios” and also gives it a 6. What the WHAT? So now Sam’s goddam average is a 6.3 which means that no one is going to bother downloading it. But the year isn’t a total wash. Sam reaches level 338 on Candy Crush and loses thirty pounds.
2018
You are here. How’s your bird, Charlie Shortpants?